"Real Housewives" Star's Children Realize What Mommy Does For A Living, Attempt Suicide.

Funny story written by anthonyrosania

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

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Goodbye, cruel world.

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" star Alexis Bellino nearly lost two children on July 4th when she left her stroller unattended ... and it rolled into a pool, according to security at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA.

The pool, nicknamed "Babykiller" by its fans, told a completely different story to reporters on the red-carpet at the premiere of M. Night Shamalayamahan's latest affront to the movie-going public, "Not Avatar, The Last Airbender": "Sometime during their time near me, while Alexis and her husband Jim were off bumping uglies, the kids realized that their mother proves herself to be an idiotic meathole every week on 'Real Housewives.' They unlocked the brakes on their stroller, yelled, 'Why didn't Angelina adopt us?' and rolled into me."

According to multiple security officers on scene, the lifeguard pulled the stroller out of the water with one child still in it. Alexis' husband dove in to save the other one.

Both of the Bellino children are fine and didn't need medical attention, and they spent the rest of the holiday trying to scrape their mother's DNA of each of their cells.

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