Written by Fela

Saturday, 16 October 2004

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Bush racing for the Oscar

Win or Lose, Presidential candidate Bush is going to get some pie somewhere, one way or the other. He has been offered a role in a big budgeted movie. According to our correspondents, he will take the role if he don't make it to the Presidential post, but will not consider it if he wins. The deal is in the tune of over $10 million. Some Americans dream of becoming the President of the USA and the rest dream of becoming a famous actor. One man is on his way to become both.

Bush is definitely in a win-win situation now. His new film is expected to gross hundred-fold Clinton's book did, according to industry experts. "I got an 'A' in acting in my summer school, i always knew I got what it takes" says Bush. How often have we heard a presidential candidate being offered a role? How often have we come across a possible retirement as exciting as this?

With such a reputed and talented director behind the camera, the film is going to be one big chaser of the Oscars. "Bush is the best pick for his father's role, it was a general consensus among my production and casting crews", says Michael Moore!!, the director who's working on his next documentary film "Fahrenheit 9/11, Part Deux." Come what may, we are going to see lots of Bush around. Bush is yet to get an approval from Laura, his wife. Senior Bush has already given his approval and said, "I always wanted to do this too. Why does it so happen that I managed to get things done, which I always wanted to do, through my son. My son is an executor, it's a matter of protecting the family pride, Moore has been so kind to us by making us so much more popular."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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