Peter Lynch gets attacked by jealous protesters

Funny story written by howy

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

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Peter Lynch the wealthy Magellan fund manager who earned the Magellan Fund $14 billion dollars was attacked outside Wall Street by a group of jealous protesters who were elegantly dressed.

The leader of the group screamed insults at Lynch as he walked out of the NYSE. He said, "Give me two million dollars; a rich man can't go through an eye of a needle!"

When the man was interviewed as to why he had staged the protest in such elegant and unusual clothing, he said he just got out from work and had decided to call some friends to complain to Lynch about the millions he made.

He said Peter Lynch was a mosquito who got all his money from people like him and he was tired of living in poverty.

Asked if he was jealous, he said he was not afraid to admit he was jealous and angry because Lynch was living better than him.

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