In a move to solidify the fringe elements of the conservative movement and the Republican Party, spokesmen for the T-Baggers and The Berther have announced a joint effort to combine their ranks and rants against the Obama administration.
The announcement reads in part:
Birthers and T-Baggers join forces...now called Douche-Baggers.
Spokesmen for the T-Bagger and Birther movements announced today that they are combining their oragnizations to better serve efforts to destroy the presidency of Barack Obama. Two spokesman known only as JR and Bubba told assembled newsmen from Fox News and variouss talk radio hosts that although the Birthers were new to the political scene Douche Baggers had been around for as long as you could remember. "We were never really oraganized before" stated another member of the committee known only as Sally Mae..."but there have been Douche Baggers since the country began. We have had Senators, Congressman, ministers, and even Presidents that were Douche Baggers. Now....we are as one.
Our country is now threatened as never before by commies, socialists, elitists, professors, negroes, mexicans, tofu lovers, and faggots. They MUST be stopped from taking our automatic weapons and taking over our beloved country.
The three spokessman ended their statsement by joining hands and holding up their newly designed logo saying in unison "Over the course of the history of our country there have always been times that the tree of liberty needed to be fertilized by the shit of patriots like ourslevs."
