Written by queen mudder

Friday, 21 August 2009

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Ted Kennedy and Lady Bird Johnson were behind all this seedy business

New York - (Starkers Ass Mess): A five minute clip of a naked former First Lady Jackie Kennedy cavorting in the tidal spume at Montauk, Long Island, has been found by researchers at the Andy Warhole Institute.

The footage was previously thought to have been destroyed by her sometime lover President Lyndon B Johnson in return for Ted Kennedy's shredding of CIA files implicating Lady Bird Johnson in the November 22 1963 Dallas JFK assasination.

This week's find also includes a 'crusty' piece of Jackie's wedding cake, $17,000 in small bills and the last pair of panties ever worn by Marilyn Monroe.

John F Kennedy Jr's fatal 1999 Martha's Vineyard plane crash was officially filed as misadventure.

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