Chappaquiddick MA-- Local police and FBI agents will continue their grim search at dawn for more cars and bodies in the Chappaquiddick Canal. Thirty-five drowned young women were pulled from their cars yesterday. A police spokesperson said some of the bodies go back as far as the 1970's.
The discovery comes after an anonymous tip received on January 20th. A middle-aged woman, identified only as 'Caroline', called Chappaquiddick police after her uncle gave a drunken confession. 'Caroline' said her uncle was dying and "you know, he, like, did stuff, you know, like, you know, to girls and stuff and drowned them, you know, so, you know."
Preliminary findings from the scene indicate one girl was drowned in a car once a year. The girls were always young, with either short blonde or light brown hair. FBI agents have called in cult specialists from Ireland to help the investigation. No reason was given, but a powerful local family with Celtic heritage lives nearby. The FBI theorizes human sacrifice may be involved. Ancient Celtic sea rituals are strongly indicated in the tragic deaths of the young women.
In related news, FBI helicopters located 'many' shallow graves on an estate in High-anus-port on Martha's Vineyard. Heat sensing equipment detected dozens of decaying bodies on the grounds of the unnamed estate. Sources belive it may be related to the Chappaquiddick killings.
