NEW YORK CITY - NBC has just announced that Bruce Springsteen will perform at the 2009 Super Bowl Halftime Show in Tampa, Florida.
Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo told a Texas Stadium usher that when his girlfriend Jessica Simpson found out she began yelling and screaming that Jerry Jones (Cowboys' owner) had promised her over the Labor Day weekend that she was going to be the featured halftime show performer.
Jessica went off on a tirade and reportedly called Jones every curse word in the book from A to Z. Tony added, "Well except for the letter 'X' because Jess couldn't think of a curse word that begins with the letter 'X.' At first she called Mr. Jones a 'Xylophone' but I told her that 'Xylophone' is not really a curse word."
In a developing story, Cowboys' owner Jerry Jones will soon be announcing that he has gone over Miss Simpson's resume and that within the week, she will be taking the place of Dallas Cowboys cheerleader Margarita 'Mix' Mullipuff. Jones did not really want to go into too much detail as to why Mullipuff was being replaced except to say that it did have a little something to do with the recent charges of second degree statuatory embezzlement, fifth degree flagrante delicto with a 'miner' (i.e. Skip 'Spitoon' Flickerbick, 31, of Coal Fork, West Virginia), and fourth degree circumstantial misappropriation of Christmas funds that her employer, The Second To The Last National Bank of Dime Box, Texas has recently leveled against her.
