George Bush Ball-Sacker

Funny story written by Col Kurtz

Monday, 31 March 2008

In an effort to reassure the American Public that the nation is in good hands, the White House is now beginning to publicize the fact that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are avid Ball-sackers.

The duo reportedly enjoy stretching their scrotums over each other's mouths until they turn blue and pass out from oxygen deprivation. White House staffers affirm that Bush and Cheney feel ball-sacking keeps them sharp for any World-Governance emergency that might arise.

Despite Bush and Cheney's enthusiasm for it, ball-sacking has been known to be sometimes dangerous. It's already stopped Cheney's heart twice. Karl Rove and Hilary Clinton are reported to be "really into it" too. Of course Hilary has a much bigger scrotum than the others.

Hilary Clinton's aids report that Ms. Clinton can spread her scrotum out on a table "like a big Spanish cape." They further state that "It makes it easier to give it a good wash and brush-up."

It's all material contained in a new book "Bush, Rove, Guckert: Blewed, Screwed, Tatoo'd."

The book will reportedly include all this, plus exclusive photos showing that George W. is a Dandy. Which means he was circumcised with pinking shears.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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