Washington, DC (IPP) - The United States outlawed all criticism of NAFTA in a rare unanimous vote by both the House of Representatives and the Senate.
The bill was HR417 and was introduced just 4 days ago. It made it through both the House of Representatives and the Senate without the addition of any other tag-along bills.
John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barrack Obama all voted in favor of the bill which was introduced by NAFTA lobbyists who were allowed to stay in the White House for the last two weeks so that they would not have to spend their own money on expensive Washington DC hotel rooms.
Laura Bush cooked cookies and pies for the lobbyists every day and also made sure that the lobbyists received three meals every day as well as champagne and caviar.
The bill provides for penalties which require a minimum sentence to be served in full by violators of the law. The minimum sentence is 10 years in a Federal prison with no visitation rights allowed. The prisoners are required to be sent to prisons in states far away from their homes.
The prisoners are also required to be deprived of all sensory perception and live in white rooms where the lights are never turned off.
