George Hamilton Makes Deal With Devil, Stops Aging

Funny story written by Andrew Lawrence

Sunday, 15 July 2007

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George has a myriad of replacement heads

(Hollywood) - For the past 40 years, actor George Hamilton has remained youthful looking and fit. He doesn't seem to age. Strangely, a 40-year-old self-portrait of George Hamilton, hanging on a wall of his Beverly Hills home, has been found to have aged normally.

A Hamilton maid, Dorena Gray, crossed herself and stated, "I have been his maid for 30 years. He never ages ... but his portrait does."

George Hamilton has an unlined face, a full head of hair and twinkling eyes.

His self-portrait shows a wrinkled, bald old man. With twinkling eyes.

Do you know the theme from The Twilight Zone?

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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