Oswald 'had no time to fire all JFK bullets' : report

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Sunday, 1 July 2007

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Department of Defense covered it up on orders from the Vatican

Italy - (Rioters): New forensic evidence from Italy has shown JKF assassin Lee Harvey Oswald could not have acted alone because Dick Cheney and George W Bush were seen that very afternoon giving him ammunition and actual rifle attributed to the killing.

Italian weapons experts say the Mannlicher-Carcano bolt-action weapon would have been impossible "for even an accomplished marksman" to fire the shots quickly enough.

And new financial prrof has emerged that "somebody in Buckingham Palace" provided George W Bush with the money that eventually persuaded the Warren Commission that Oswald acted alone gunman with a Carcano M91/38 bolt-action rifle in 8.3 seconds.

The Italian forensics team have said that when they repeatedly test-fired an identical model of gun they couldn't load and fire three shots in less than 19 seconds.

Tests at the former Carcano factory in Terni where the murder weapon was made in 1940 included firing bullets through two large pieces of meat in an attempt to simulate the assumed path of the "magic bullet" theory of the Warren Commission.

But the results were unequivocal in showing that the bullet became deformed, unlike the first bullet in the Kennedy assassination, which remained largely intact.

"This is just the icing in NATO military intelligence department's cake," a ballistics expert said today.

"Bush and Cheney have been one sicko double act for over 45 years but we'll get them now.

"Roll on July 4th!"

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