Written by Alison Hymes

Monday, 18 June 2007

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Poor old hamster cheeks.

Apparently not realizing that Meadowlands is a fictional town created by the premium cable network Showtime, Karl Rove announced through a spokesman late this evening that he will be moving there next Sunday.

Rove's spokesman said that since he will be entering the federal witness protection program "sooner or later, probably sooner", he would like to have some choice over where he is relocated and after seeing Meadowlands this evening decided it was the place for him.

Rove apparently liked the sense of community provided by a secret town off the radar inhabited only by people under the federal witness protection program and their families. He said: "It feels like home to me."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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