HBO Executive Wins Fight With Girl Friend at MGM Grand

Funny story written by Smackycrackman

Tuesday, 8 May 2007

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Las Vegas - Chris Albrecht, head Of HBO defeated his girlfriend in a fight in the parking lot at the MGM Grand hotel.

The fight was not broadcast by the network but was better than the fight they did broadcast.

The first round could have gone to either of us Albrecht said. "I was lucky enough to get some combinations and a couple of blows to the body in the second round that took her by surprise. She was confused and unsure of herself. Then all it took was a right cross to her nose ring and she dropped like a 50 pound bag of potatoes."

Albrecht was quickly arrested by Las Vegas police after his win and was promptly bailed out of the county jail.

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