S.P.E.C.T.R.E."not guilty" says lawyer

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Saturday, 28 April 2007

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An American actress not yet killed by Phil S.P.E.C.T.R.E., allegedly.

Phil S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'s lawyer denied in court that his client was guilty of killing some American actress by shooting her through the head. The woman, who cannot be identified because nobody remembers her name, was found dead in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'s house minutes after the so-called music guru called the police and said "I've killed her". Last week, a defense motion to suppress that evidence because "it proves that he did it" was rejected by a judge.

Meanwhile, the enigmatic S.P.E.C.T.R.E., who has the appearance of a feeble pensioner and whose hands start to shake whenever the camera focuses on him in court, has not decided whether or not he is going to give evidence. It is alleged that he has a history of inviting actresses to his house and threatening to shoot them. The prosecution are planning to call three actresses who claim that they were shot through the head by the defendant. S.P.E.C.T.R.E., sitting coolly in the defendant's chair stroking a white pussy, has denied in out of court interviews that he is a pervert or a killer. "I cannot explain why these actresses keep showing up at my house and shooting themselves".

Legal observers are predicting an acquittal because "juries in America are really stupid." One analyst said "We all remember what happened in the O.J. Simpson case."

S.P.E.C.T.R.E. has nothing to do with Spector, a global criminal organisation, though they are both creepy and kill people, allegedly.

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