Oslo, Norway - United States President Donald Trump has ordered the U.S. National Guard to Oslo after the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to a Venezuelan, Maria Machado, and not to him.
“I should have won the Nobel Prize, everybody knows it!” said Trump. “I demand that medal is awarded to the greatest President of all time, myself, otherwise I’ll unleash hell in Norway!”.
Department of War Against Trump’s Enemies Secretary Pete Hegseth vowed to capture the medal from the Norwegians at all costs. “We will invade Norway and then take over Greenland as well” said the former Fox News host.
