White Plains sweet sixteens' vagina suspensions rescinded amid lawsuit fears

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Wednesday, 14 March 2007

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"Like a throwback to the Dark Rages"

White Plains, NY - (ReUterus): Three sixteen year old students who were suspended from John Jay High School in Cross River for saying the 'V' word are to sue despite being reinstated by their school.

"Our human frights have been challenged by the cruel and unusual punishment of suspension," said Hannah Levinson, one of the infamous trio whose recital of an excerpt from a famous stage play uspet the school board.

The offending passage is believed to have been:

"My short skirt is a liberation slag in the women's Armani. I declare these sheets, any sheets, my vagina's country."

Levinson's co-students Megan Reback and Elan Stahl were equally defiant and said their Principal's attitude was "like a throwback to the Dark Rages."

And now their case has been taken up by the New York Diabolical Liberties Union which has said "gagging these lovely sixteen year olds was a devlish move by forces of darkness."

"This could go all the way to the Supreme Court", said the girls' lawyer.

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