Francois Hollonde declares: "Let her eat cake!" Valerie Trierweller slams window on his genitals!

Written by b kenneth mcgee

Monday, 27 January 2014

New pictures published in the Paris newspaprers this morning show a bloodied and bent Francois Hollande crawling out of a window at the Presidential mansion in Paris. He is seen holding a motorcycle helmet over his genitals and and staggering to a waiting car. The photos were shown throughout Europe and in the US.

The office of the President was quick to react to this latest bombshell lnvolving the President and the fact of his cheating on his mistress. "Not true," said his press office. "This entire matter hs been blown totally out of proportion, she never slammed the window on his genitalia and in fact, there is nothing to it!"

The press rushed to nterview Ms. Trierweller to get her reaction. When told that the press office had stated, "There is nothing to it," she replied with a sardonic smile, "Not any more, there's not!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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