Bradley Manning to have sex change operation next week, then transfer to women's prison next year

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Sunday, 25 August 2013

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FORT MEADE, MD - Chelsea Manning, formerly known as Bradley Manning is scheduled to undergo gender reassignment surgery next week. She will then return to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary, before transferring to a women's prison in June of 2014.

The Leavenworth Logistics Department has been busy. They have contacted Trojan to arrange for a bulk delivery of condoms, and are in the process of inking a new contract with Johnson and Johnson to triple the supply of soap.

Because of the extraordinary circumstances, Bradley has elected to have an extra large unit installed to replace his current unit. He believes that this may accommodate many situations that will be upcoming.

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