Written by DP Whitehead

Friday, 15 March 2013

image for Irish Americans Who Have No Irish In Them Whatsoever Celebrate St Patrick's Day By Drinking "Irish Car Bomb" Drink
...and another thing, not ALL Irish women have beards and are midgets, some are quite tall......

Drunk, ignorant so called "Irish Americans" will once again celebrate St Patrick's Day, dressed in green, claiming to "have a Great Great Grandfather, who knew a guy from Ireland" and insult true Irish people everywhere by downing "Irish Car Bomb" drinks, totally unaware and oblivious to the fact that the worse terror attack in the Republic of Ireland, occurred in Dublin in 1974, when 27 people were slaughtered, due to a car bomb.

Enraged Dublin bar owners have now decided to counter the 'offensive drink' by introducing several drinks of their own.

Sean Mullens, a pub owner from Dublin says he is introducing new drinks, especially for so called 'Irish Americans'who visit his bar.

"The next time some American walks into my bar asking for an Irish car Bomb I will tell him we are all out, instead I will offer him a Pearl Harbor Tonic, which consists of saki, coke and a surprise ingredient you won't see coming until it is too late or a Twin Tower Daiquiri, that is mixed with araq, cider and pineapple, which I assure you, after two or three, will have them toppling over!"

Despite the offensive sounding drink, greedy bar owners and stupid patrons will once again this year toast the Irish by drinking a drink named after terrorism, murder, that killed and maimed Irish men, women and children throughout both Northern and the republic of Ireland, but who cares, eh?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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