Written by Moose

Saturday, 2 February 2013

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Former Vice President Al Gore has made himself a richer man by selling his little known ex-wife to Warren Jeffs, an infamous Mormon cult leader.

Gore netted $997 with his 20 percent stake in Tipper when she was sold for a reported $4985 on Friday.

According to The Wall Street Journal, "Glenn Beck approached Al Gore about buying Tipper last year, but was told that 'the legacy of who the ex-wife goes to is important to me and I am sensitive to individuals not aligned with my point of view'. So, Gore, who was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 after producing the fictional climate change movie "An Inconvenient Truth," thinks conservatives are bad but Warren Jeffs is his kind of folks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Al Gore

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