Written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 17 August 2012


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Congressman R Paul Ryan has come forward and admitted he is in a cooperative that has algorithmic software that predicts the future and safeguards your money just before the proverbial shit hits the fan.

Facts have come to light that Vice Presidential hopeful, Paul Ryan luckily had his investment money, heavily in Citibank and Wochovia Bank, moved to Goldman Sacks just before the Wall Street banking collapse.

Apparently the, "money move", coincided with a meeting where Ryan was warned that the failure of the banks was immanent and unavoidable. In fact it was the same day.

When Ryan was asked about this coincidence he stated that he was not in charge of any transactions and he was in an investment group that used algorithm software that forecasts trends in the market place and moves money accordingly.

When he was asked why the government does not use this software to avoid problems on the horizon and why his money was conveniently moved the same day he found out the banks were in trouble, he said, "Aaaa, I dunno, Do you?".

Knows enough to be Vice President but doesn't even know where his own money is going.

Seems a little nutty from the peanut gallery.

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