Howard Webb is a very naughty boy!

Funny story written by Red Barron

Monday, 16 May 2011

After a performance hailed by Graham Poll as 'inciteful and the reason why we have the Respect campaign', newly re-crowned King Kenny begged to differ. Despite some of his GlaScouser accent forcing much to be lost in translation, it was obvious to all that he was not a happy chappy!

'Och, wha' canna say? The man's oota 'is depth at this level,' Dalglish is reported to have said. 'In fact, ah think 'is mummy'll be reet narked we 'im. He didn't get a thing reet the entire game.'

Howard Webb, surprisingly decided to respond saying 'I couldn't give a **** what that ******* little ****** said. I'm right because I'm a referee and referee's are always right. So there!'

It was at this point that said mummy turned up, grabbed him by the ear (cos he hasn't got any hair to grab) and marched him off to his bedroom. Unless he's got an almighty Oedipus complex, I think it's fair to assume she wasn't going to read him a bedtime story! Not that he'd have noticed anyway as he's completely off with the fairies!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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