Newsrooms throughout the world have been sent mysterious photographs of naked ladies cavorting on a lonely beach. No one knows who they are and why they were sent.
'If it's a joke,' said the editor of 'The Times', 'it is in very poor taste.'
However your intrepid sleuth has been visiting Calender Girls to solve this naked mystery and can report the following startling facts.
The pictures are of Women's Institute wanabees who were not selected for the famous Calendar. They want to show that they are as good as, or even better than their celebrity sisters who were the first to bare all for charity.
'If men can be praised for doing the Full Monty' said one beauty 'why shouldn't we as the superior sex?'
I asked if they were not being exploitated for the lusts of males always eager to exploit the ladies of the world.
'Not at all, darling' one particularly attractive damsel replied 'we are raising money for a worthy cause. Every time anyone clicks on us we raise more for humanity. What harm are we doing?'
So, this sensational story unfolds. The website in question cannot be mentioned here for copyright reasons but an internet search could well find it.