Reports of a heat seeking, missile man on a mission, hurtling through the corridors of the UK House of Parliament have reached this writer.
The man is the UK Secretary of State for education. His mission is to dismantle the English education system.
"I'm late, I'm late, I'm really quite irate" he is reported to have cursed to himself, "My list was wrong, 5 times it seems, Dave and Cleggy are after me."
So far he has cancelled billions of pounds of school buildings projects, that were not confirmed anyway or maybe they were, but he's still not certain. All he knows is, there is money to be saved as he utters his mantra, 155 billion in debt and they have not apologised yet.
He will not be stopped, he's working against the clock. And it's ticking. This is why he rushed his ill thought out education bill through as an emergency, as if there was a war on.
Wait a minute, he is at war in his deeply flawed idealogical mind.
He wants to put free schools in shops or houses! Fail! (Which they have done in Sweden according to the Swedes).
He wants to make the best performing schools into fast track academies! Fail! (Which is what he is doing to all the kids left behind by his plans).
According to Ed Balls, Shadow Education Secretary, he wants to introduce selection by the back door. Fail! (I remember the 11+, which I passed but I remember those who were told they were failures, shame on you Michael Gove).
While he is rushing about, on his mission, the Scots are saying, when oh when will the English wake up to this Mad Hatter and his education nightmare.
What is a free school anyway, isn't education free in England?
