Sudoku Addiction on the increase

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Sunday, 18 July 2010

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Guys and Gals, Guys and Gals, I started on Sudoku, and look at me now. Jewellery, Jewellery.....

Watchdogs have launched a warning amongst the over 40's, that Sudoku addiction is on the way up.

Dr Smith, a passing Dr told us: 'Yes, I believe it is the case that more and more people are turning to Sudoku for meaning in their lives, and for keeping their little grey cells going. Sudoku might provide that comfort, and exercise, but it is no real substitute for Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll, and we are strongly suggesting that people in this age bracket should pursue an Asbo, or an unsuitable member of the opposite sex for their fun, rather than Sudoku.

'From Sudoku it is a short step to Crosswords, and then Jigsaw puzzles, and then in a world of stagnant growth, where will that leave us?'

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