Cage Fighter jailed im Morocco, now he's really "gonna" have to fight to save his bum!

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Tuesday, 1 June 2010

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Sorry Lee those Moroccan Gang-Bangers banged up in the slammer are gonna get ya!!

Cage Fighter, Lee Murray has been jailed in Morocco for his part in the infamous Securitas robbery worth GBP 53 million.

The Moroccan authorities refused to extradite the "Bandido" because Lee is Moroccan and they thought it would really teach him a lesson to be locked up in a Moroccan prison.

Now Moroccan society and Moroccan men are pretty well known for their love of, well, men! and a bit of alternative entrance, via the "backdoor"!

Famous Gays frequent Morocco for a bit too, Kenneth Williams loved Moroccan boys and many other well known Gays like "to dip their sticks in the Moroccan oasis".

Although Morocco is officially an Islamic nation when it comes to men up men, where the fuck is the "Great one"?

Now our bankrobbing friend and Cage-Fighter will experience the real thing trying to protect his butt-hole. He's a pretty tough cookie, but Moroccan prisoners will be desperate to have the first sniff of the white boys bum.

Hopefully Lee has kept up his training and teaches the cess-pit of human degradation a lesson in good ol hetro cage-fighting, but I fear the Moroccan "Gang-Bangers" will get their prey.

That'll teach him to scare the lives out of those poor Securita workers and where the fuck is that GBP 53 million?

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