In a recent statement today William Hague declared a mass import of hair growth products. "I think there are lots of people who will say that what I said today will help them, preferably me,", announced Mr Hague an Sunday afternoon. Mr Hague is a self-centred idiot.
We asked Nick Clegg what he thought, "Hague is a disgrace to the Con-Dems!' announced Mr Clegg before he had taken his medication. Hillary Clinton said, "I prefer David Milliband,".
"I think it's a great idea," said Mr Cameron "I think we should import more, and maybe invest in a suit that tames the working class,". We interviewed George Ousbourne "Why is there an egg in the fruit bowl?" asked Mr Ousbourne. "Because you cooked last night, sir," replied one of his staff.
In conclusion, Wolverhampton beat Manchester United, 8-0.
