London - (Extramarital Ass Mess): Move over Tiger Woods, John Terry, Ashley Cole, etc. This month's Shaggers Top of the Pops is Take That's Mark Owen.
The winner of 2002 reality TV show Celebrity Big Shagger Most Promising/Up-And-Coming award Owen has notched up nearly a dozen brazilianed scalps during his brief marriage to Emma.
UK redtops have reported that one long-term shag, account manager Neva Hanley, recently received a £12,000 'redundancy' payoff after a furious Mrs Owen issued a her-or-me ultimatum.
"Pretty damned mean by Tiger Woods standards, of course," the London editor of celebwatch LA FagHagSlagMag.con website commented today.
"Tiger hos, sluts and shags must have got through $10 million in payoffs."
Owen, 38, who has blamed booze for his extramarital shenanigans, staunchly refuses to enter rehab.
Gary Barlow is clean as a whistle.
