Toni Terry Appears In The Dolls of Dubai Magazine's Swimsuit Edition

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Friday, 12 February 2010

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Toni Terry relaxing her flawless body on the beach in Dubai.

DUBAI - John Terry's wife, Toni is certainly wasting no time sitting around crying over spilt milk, spilt tea, or spilt crumpets.

The very attractive 29-year-old WAG agreed to be featured in one of the world's top men's publications, The Dolls of Dubai Mens Magazine. Toni was quite excited to be asked to appear in DDMM's yearly swimsuit edition.

Internationally know swimsuit photographer Gino Montichiari of Italy was the lucky lensman to take the photos of Mrs. Terry. He said that she was one of the best swimsuit models that he has ever worked with. Montichiari stated that Toni did not fall asleep once, like most swimsuit models are prone to do.

Toni was asked how much she was paid for the swimsuit photo shoot and she replied that Dolls of Dubai had agreed to pay her £600,000 [$942,000 U.S.] plus they also threw in a years supply of Sir Spitfire Spicy Fish & Chips.

Mrs. Terry said that she has decided to donate the entire amount to The Sir Paul McCartney Statue Erecting Fund Committee of which she is a senior member. The money will go towards building a bronze statue of the famous Beatle which will be erected in front of Buckingham Palace.

In other news. Rio Ferdinand the new Captain of England and Chelsea has said that there is no hint of any type of sexual scandal in his life at all.

He said that last week a very pretty girl from Bristol sent him several semi-nude photographs of herself but he deleted all 12 of them immediately.

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