Gay policemen, gay politicians, gay catholic priests, gay sportsmen/women, gay shop assistants, gay teachers, gay anybody in fact!
The UK is turning into one great gay island, but there is a problem, gay bashers refuse to give in to this latest fashion wave to "tsunami" the UK!
After being thoroughly "gay bashed" at the weekend, a man has joined the latest bunch of "gay" recruits has admitted, "we gays have not yet won the war!"
Recently, a certain very extreme politician quoted, "I think it's creepy to see 2 men kissing in public" and a group of young "Gay Bashers" in agreement with that statement decided to "up" the young policemen and "gay bash" him!
Also a new political party without any political directions at all called "The Gay Bashing Gang Party" has sworn to stand it's ground, have all "gay" laws wiped out, beat the shit out of "gays" kissing in public and hope to put an end to the UK becoming totally "gay"
Dressed in SS uniforms and Jackboots they are hoping that non-frightened-non-gays will come out of their closets, admit that they're "normal" join the front line and turn the UK into a "straight" society once more!
Meanwhile, the very straight conservative leader, David Cameron, has offered "The Gay Bashing Gang Party" a role in his new coalition and has surprisingly shot ahead in the polls, secretly!
"There are some "straights" out there after all" he said!
