London - (Sticky Fingers): "We suspect he's shagging that hermaphrodite floozy," pals of sexagenarian Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood said today, "whotsisname, Caster Semen-ya."
Neighbors in top Hampstead eurotrash enclave Redington Road also reckon Wood, 69, has dumped his Russian girlfriend Svetlana 'Hotlips' Smirnoff.
An all-night slanging match about Viagra-Harvey Wallbanger abuse ended with Wood, 69, calling Miss S a sex-crazed nympho vampire slag ("yeah, but that was just the pillow-talk").
Twenty year-old Miss Smirnoff met Rolling Stone Wood last year at a rehab clinic and shacked up with him pretty damned quick.
Mrs Wood has the patience of a saint and a shit-hot divorce lawyer promising her fifty mill.
Minimum.
