London - (Mein Kampf Ass Mess): In what has been described as the ultimate act of altruism necessary to protect the ID of Nazi-fellater Unity Mitford's sicko Trifecta grandsons Blair, Bush and Putin House of Commons Speaker Michael Martin stood down today.
The move paves the way for a new socialist Glaswegian nutjob to take over the reins as Labour's paranoid Scotsmen beat a hasty Battle of Culloden-style retreat about gagging Pretender to the Throne Prince Charles' ludicrous monarchy claims.
"About time he also admitted paternity of New Labour's gingernut saddo fantasist Alistair Campbell," a Tory source was heard cackling in Westmonster today.
MPs' Iraq War hush-money expenses are behind Martin's departure.
