Con-Man, blackmailer, extortionist and general, very evil slimeball, Archie " The Whistler" Stubbs was so uplifted by the efforts of Major Phil Packer who, walked the marathon in a gallant effort despite being virtually sentenced to life in a wheelchair, has now decided to emulate Major Phil.
Archie better known as "Stubby Medusa" has started his effort in a stretch limo, accompanied by the East London Thuggery, from Lands End and will finish his charity "walk" (my arse) in Hackney, London 13 days later, just like Major Phil did.
"Stubby Medusa" hoping to raise a million quid or more promptly offered all donations to the following, most repected causes:
- 400,000,00 Quid to his own personal bank account.
- 100,000,00 Quid for supplying busty, horny whores to his mates banged up in the slammer.
- 150,000,00 Quid for a regular supply of "Coke" on his strenuous marathon to keep him fit and healthy during the long boring nights with Fanny Bigpussy, and her team of gang-bangers.
- 150,000,00 for Fanny Bigpussy, her team of masseurs, especially Mama "Blow Job" Fatlips and Anal Annie.
- 150,000,00 for all out of work thieves, murderers, scoundrels and general wasters who have been hit by the recession, honour amongst thieves an utmost worthy cause!
- 25,000 for cheap booze and ciggys to help maintain Stubbies condition during Gangbangings.
- Last not least, 25,000 for all bent cops and corrupt lawyers who have kept Stubby and his mates out of the slammer and allowed him to start this admirable venture!
Donations will be forced out of innocent bystanders at gunpoint along the route so all innocent, non - criminals and scumbags please avoid the procession at all costs.
Jaggedone admires deeply Major Phil's superb efforts and hopefully not one of you dare donate to scumbags like Archie "Should be in Parkhurst Whistling" Stubbs, the world has enough of them!
