The Chancellor today announced that he put the fall of the UK economy down categorically to "Minkys" that had probably entered the country illegally.
"Minkys," explained Mr. Darling, "are everywhere."
The Prime Minister even thought he'd spotted one at a cabinet meeting, chewing on a first edition of a Maynard Keynes hardback, but on closer inspection it was just David Milliband.
I believe I had a "Minky Boy" living in my house as something kept drinking all my beer and eating every form of snack I left in any cupboard. Have you experienced what could be an infestation of a "Minky Boy" or even a "Minky Girl" in your house?
I promise to trip up a tourist with a rucksack on the tube escalator for every picture published!
