As part of the ongoing celebrations of 100 years of the Territorial Army, millions of UK soldiers have been turning up to their day jobs spreading fear and chaos among civilians. On this special day Prime Minister, Gorgon Browne who doesn't need a part-time job (at the moment) will be holding a reception for them.
He will spend the afternoon getting into the 'Spirit of Army life' by cleaning boots, ironing uniforms, marching, and (under strict supervision) he might even hold a rifle. In addition, he will be having a meal of army issue rations such as spam, powdered egg, spam and beans, chicken supreme, spam, angel delight and condensed milk. In a bid to quash rumours that field rations are not fit for a pig, he will prove that they are by eating some with his friend, fellow MP John Presscoott.
Meanwhile the entire country has stood back in amazement as all of a sudden people have turned up in uniform to their day jobs; The House of Commons had literally turned green overnight as it was now full of high-ranking Officers which left only a somewhat embarrassed Prime Minister wearing civvies. Postmen turned up with their worn out boots and carrying rifles. One or two dustmen turned up in their camouflage gear. School teachers, bank tellers, kennel maids, dental assistants and even kennel maids all donned their uniforms.
In an interview with In Seine News, Mr Browne admitted;
"I just had no idea how many part-time soldiers we had; we seem to have more than the Chinese Army. Of course we appear to have lost the records on a train somewhere. I think I shall stop advertising on telly for more TA troops!"
Perhaps the most amazing sight of all was a group of Polish Pole Dancers and Romanian prostitutes dressed in fatigues.
"We are quite used to going commando, but this is nice because it gets chilly in parts!" said a couple of cheeky Girls in the corner of a pub in Shrewsbury.
