After a shaky start the 2007 'Good Friday' agreement has come to a shocking end. Following a series of initiatives to reconcile their differences, talks between Ian and Martin O'Void of Hamshank Road, Belfast finally broke-down.
The original agreement, struck in 2007, was a result of an incident where Ian received a rather large Mint Aero Egg from his Auntie Dot, whereas the younger brother, Martin, recieved only a 49p 'character' egg. Ian's reluctance to share and preference to 'eat what has been recieved' led to an outbreak of violence between the two brothers which lasted up-to the summer holidays.
A temporary truce broke out when Ian agreed to let Martin have a lend of his Nintendo DS.
Things were going well and the normally fractious period of Christmas went without a hitch. However, further trouble broke out during the 2008 Easter period when the now imfamous Auntie Dot gave Ian a £5 note whilst, once again, giving the younger Martin a Netto branded 'chocolate flavour' egg of minimal value.
The two brothers have since said very little to each other with the exception of the odd 'snot-face' or 'poo breath' comment heard over the dinner table.
Things took a more serious turn when the two stopped sharing the same bedroom and Martin opted for the spare 'box' room.
Mrs O'Void commented 'things don't look too good for the pair of them, but I swear if they don't sort themselves out soon I'll bang their bloody heads together'
