Written by JAB

Saturday, 9 February 2008

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Where the Book of Dementia was found

CANTERBURY - Religious scholars throughout England and the world are marvelling about the discovery of the missing verse from the Book of Dementia recently discovered beneath Canterbury Cathedral.While, religious scholars are still trying to interrupt its full meaning, here, is that verse:

    And it came to pass in the land of White Anglo Saxon, that a leader by the name of Rowan would test his people by proclaiming the adoption of Sharia Law.

    In his haste, he failed to realize that the people had a Law, with which they were very satisfied. It was called Jude Law, recognized throughout the land and in other great lands as magnificent and that represented them well.

    And so it passed that all the lands would have laws, some called it Murphy's, others, simply called it Burke's. In a far land called Yuma, it was called Shari Lewis who with Lamb Chop would travel the land making people laugh and they were happy.

Following several days of tribulation from the people, Rowan saw the mistakes of his way, through Book of Revelation 3:10 to Yuma, which said: "Amen, I say, shut your festering gob you silly old fool."

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