London - (Bad Ass Mess): All members of the IRA puppet monarchy were routinely bugged by the Anti-Terror cops to stop them murdering one another according to testimony in the Princess Diana inquest today.
"All these lookalike royal clones are descendants of Hitler, Stalin, Lord haw-Haw, Blackshirts' leader Oswald Mosely and just about every IRA thug ever spawned," the judge was told by former protection squad honchos.
"And that included George Bush Senior's daughter by Marcia Williams, later Lady Falkender," the ex-officer added.
"The Diana clone was by far the worst on the bunch as soon as her Pa became President George Herbert Bush in November 1988.
"Virtually all nuclear device smuggling and attempted UK coup d'etats were centered on her own megalomanical ego.
"She ran the IRA's mainland operations and merely used the young fledgling Labour MP Tony Blair as her gofer.
"If she hadn't had a terrible heroin addiction that totally addled her brain she might even have got away with it."
The inquest then heard that NATO European Command insisted that all telehone conversations between 90% of the House of Windsor were bugged 24/7 and that the MoD had no choice but to comply.
The hearing continues.
