Runaway cow blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor

Funny story written by Captain Equality

Saturday, 6 October 2007

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The graffiti spree started with sleeping cows

The runaway cow shot by armed police in South Devon has now been blamed for the desecration of Glastonbury tor.

A spokesperson for the Police claimed a photo had appeared and that it had honestly not been doctored in any way.

He said

"The police had followed the cow on a train to Exeter train station where it got of the train and jumped the barriers heading for South Devon. Police records show this cow was renowned for this type of activity and once jumped over the moon. We believe it became angry after being denied access to it's calf due to Foot and Mouth restrictions"

A spokesperson for the Cow's herd Mr A. Bull claimed this was nonsense and said this incident has overtones to the Stockwell tube station shooting.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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