Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

image for Diana Memorial Fund gave £10 million of heroin to asylum seekers
Gushing £££££ like water

London - (Rotters): The Princess Diana Memorial Fund has spent £10 million of daftass British donors' money on free heroin to rejhected UK asylum seekers according to reports published today.

The Fund has been overseen by the redhead actress impersonating the role of Lady Sarah Spencer-McCorquodale, rself a failed asylum seeker from cold-war era Ukraine who has yet to detox from the same toxic personal habit that enslaved Diana all her adult life.

McQuorcodale famously authorised a disastrous lawsuit against a tacky American souvenir wholesaler which was churning out the same cheapo Diana tat in the US as the Fund was promoting the the UK.

That fiasco, including punitive damages for gross defamation, cost the Fund in excess of £25 million.

And her input into erecting the fetid latrine called the Diana, Princess of Wales memorial Fountain in Loindon's Hype Park resuklted in dozens of little children being hospitalised with e-Coli, Salmonella and C-Difficile poisoning after playing in the dank and polluted Fountain waters which were her brainchild.

Next Friday McCorquodale will be sitting in the front row at the Guards' Chapel memorial service to Diana and later is booked to have dinner with the late princess's blood father George Bush Senior who has managed to worm his way into attending the service as an envoy for the incumbent Bush Administration in Washington.

Fortunately UK Anti-terror cops couldn't be happier.

"It's taken us years to corrall this lot into one place so that we can finally bust tghem for 9/11," one top brass source said today.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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