Gunned down M40 Hell's Angel was born-again evangelical pastor

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Saturday, 18 August 2007

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In his younger days biker Tobin was a real hell-raiser

Junction 19, M40 - (Ass Mess): The 35 year old Canadian Hell's Angel biker gunned down at 70mph on the Warwickshire stretch of the M40 last weekend was a Bible-thumping evangelical pastor who moved to South London to take up a missionary position.

Born-again Christian Gerard Tobin had a hystery of drinking and whoring before a Damascene conversion saw him change overnight "just like President George W Bush".

UK police investigating his murder have called in cryptographers to decipher an abundance of coded messages tattooed all over Tobin's body which his wife has said may hold clues to an old grudge going back to his hell-raising days in Calgary.

"Whoever did this might well have been a mercenary hired by Calgary satanists who used to have a hold over him before the Lord took him to his bosom," his widow said today.

Tobin was shot in the back of the head while cruising down the M40 motorway at 70mph on his Harley Davidson last weekend after visiting a biking convention in Warwickshire.

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