Written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 5 August 2007

In Preston an office worker has admitted that he no longer sees the point of his job, even though he has been there for fifteen years, and his 10 year plan involves nothing more than 'Thinking Time'.

The worker who does not wish to be named says that the highlight of his day is when it ends. "I have to wade through all of this crap, before I can go home, and then I have to do the same thing tomorrow, and the day after that. It is also the people here, they never speak to me, and so I never speak to them, but other than that, the day is marvellous"

When asked why he was still working there, and had not considered another form of employment the stupidly self absorbed fool said: "I had not thought about that at all. All I wanted was a job. Three years in College..."

When asked for their opinion three of his colleagues had never even heard of him. His closest friend said "Him….is he still here?! He should have left years ago, but he can't be fired, as he is the boss of Smith, Smith and Jones."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Office related




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