Who could have thought we would see the day when Nazi nutcase and self declared misogynist Jim Davidson attempted to write satire for the critically acclaimed website The Spoof.
Speaking to our Arts correspondent, Peter Musgrove, from his swastika emblazoned home in Dubai the 5ft 7' red head said, "I was sick of getting told I was a one trick pony who could only do stuff that was outdated. I'm a very funny man who has made a shit load of money, more money than you'll ever see in your life and I'm funny cos I can move with the times. I have also slept with thousands of blond girls with big tits....By the way, are you Jewish?"
At this point the wife beater asked our reporter to set him a comedy challenge because, and we quote, "I want to silence those leftie dykes once and for all."
It was suggested that he write a piece of satire based on a random photo, a packet of 20 cigarettes for example.
This is Davidson's response. You judge for yourselves.
"Fag comes out of the packet"
Today a man asked me if I wanted A FAG.
I told him that I had never had A FAG and that I would never want A FAG but that if he wanted A FAG he could get one in Hampstead.
The FAG jumped out of it's packet and tried to push itself into my mouth.
I stamped on the FAG and it ain't been seen since.
As our reporter was surrounded by what he described as, "the most fearsome bunch of minders I had encountered since interviewing Victoria Wood", he decided to make a hasty exit before Davidson realised he had been set up like a kipper.
For those of you interested Peter got out of Dubai safely and is now taking a well earned rest.