Written by Shaun Ferguson

Saturday, 9 June 2007

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A former Post Office telephone box in Kensington has gone on the market with a one million pound price tag.

The 4 square feet red phone box designed by Giles Gilbert Scott and standing by the public toilets in Kensington High Street, has already received a number of serious offers according to the selling agents, Knife Fork and Cutlery.

"The superb ceiling height provides a range of development opportunities" sales manager Don Deep told The Spoof "and the box's proximity to the gents rules out the need for a bathroom or toilet".

According to the Halifux, a desperate shortage of homes coming on to the market, exacerbated by the introduction of the Home Information Pack, has caused a 300% leap in the average house price across the nation in the last week.

House Prices Dive

The Bank of England's latest interest rate hike has sent prices falling… (continued on page 27)

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