Lee Bridgewater, a local plumber in Chutney on the Fritz has revealed that the wardrobe that he bought on eBay a couple of weeks ago leads to Narnia.
He explained: 'I bought the wardrobe for my wife Tracy, as she likes olde-worlde things. I would have been more than a happy with a flat-back jobbie from Ikea, but I love Tracy, so I bought this one off eBay. Anyway, when I went to collect it, the chap selling it said that he often heard a lion roaring in there, but he only kept his golfing shoes in it, so it was time for it to go. Imagine my surprise when I found a magic door that led to a land of fauns, snow, and a talking lion. Tracy and I don't care that Thomas Cook has gone bust, we know where will be spending all of our holidays from now on.'