Gary Glitter - On His Way Home?

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Friday, 2 February 2007

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Glitter Towers : The Vietnamese Prison Gary Glitter calls home

News has broken of the possible early release of Gary Glitter. According to Vietnamese custom the president can grant a ceratin amount of amnesties to prisoners; it is thought that The 'Peado of the Gang' could be on his way back to a Council Estate near you!

Our man in Hanoi has revealed that the one time King of the School Disco has instructed his legal representative to shower the Vietnamese Officials with gifts and access to his vast collection of explicit DVD's in order to secure his release.

Glitter is alleged to be planning a comeback once settled into his maisonette in Basildon. It is believed that he is to join forces with Johnathon King (another convicted perv.) to produce a medley of tunes related to his experiences in East Asia entitled "Lub U Lon' Tine Mr. Gally".

The Spoof has learned that Glitter is also hoping to be selected for either the next "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" or "Celebrity Big Brother".

A police Spokesperson said today "We are not aware of this 'perp' coming to our shores. However, we will monitor the situation carefully and should he so much as order a Chinese takeaway, we'll be onto him"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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