Written by humanoid

Sunday, 28 May 2017

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Men in Britain say they have the ability to survive with all those women.

Its the Survivor moment fans have been waiting for-- an eight year reality TV survivor, starring Gayle Newland.

Newland will spend eight years stuck on a tropical Island with several gorgeous women in a Kardashian style TV reality series.

It's being rumored that Newland plans to spend the extra time writing her new book, "I am Gayle."

"That Newland must be the luckiest guy in the world, to be isolated with so many women in heat," says Andy Famish from London.

As in all versions of the show, it will features a group of strangers who are marooned in an isolated location, where they must provide food, water, fire, and shelter for themselves. The contestants will compete in challenges to earn rewards, such as gear or food

The contestants will be progressively eliminated from the game as they drop out. The contestants will receive £40.00 a day which go into their bank accounts.

Each contestant will receive one million pounds if they don't quit the eight years of isolation on the reality show, eating fishy oysters and octopus.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Survivor

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