South Africa - (Gonads Press): Was controversial champion athlete Caster Semen-ya's mother hexed by witchdoctors during pregancy?
Probably not.
But some cryptologists claim a spooky word trail brands the inter-gender runner's mother Dork-Ass Semen-ya 'suspicious' after finding the 'Hid Hetero Pram' anagram in 'hermaphrodite'.
This follows one London newspaper's discovery that 'Yes A Secret Man' is a rearrangement of Caster's name under the banner headline 'See Sad Acronym'.
Could this vindicate core tenets of the old nature/nurture chestnut still plagueing gender politics today?
"'Deny Core? My Ass!' She had an ordinary, decent upbringing," Dorcas 'No Daycare Mess' Semenya retorted.
"An' nothin' triggered no recessive or dormant genes in my bloodlines either," Mrs S added, "so much for your 'Eases Dormancy' theory sunshine."
