TV Presenter, Producer, Writer and friend of comedian, Dave Gorman, spectacled wearing Danny Wallace is to present a new edition of his popular Sky programme 'Conspiracies'.
Next weeks programme will be centred on what is happening to Dennis Wise since he (and lets be honest) bizarrely joined Newcastle Utd as Director of Football earlier this year.
Titled 'Where is Dennis and what does he do?' regular TheSpoof.com readers will be aware that 'pint sized taxi driver beating' Dennis quit Leeds Utd and made the unusual journey to St James Park to join Kevin Keegan and his merry men.
Conspiracy theorists have had a 'field day' as to his whereabouts of our Dennis and what he 'actually' does on a daily basis.
Many feel that he has become a recluse; others feel that he has turned his back on the game altogether and wants no part of a successful team. One would have thought that by joining Newcastle he has therefore achieved his goal?
Other conspiracy theorists believe that he has decided to take a 'career break' and go traveling around Australia whilst many still think that he has gone to America and to follow in the steps of his Wimbledon chum, hard man Vinnie Jones and start an unsuccessful acting career.
There are even claims that he simply spontaneously combusted.
As Dennis has a more than passing resemblance to 70's puppet 'Nookie Bear' then he could also be working with ventriloquist Roger De Courcey.
If you have seen Dennis (or Wisey) then tell the TheSpoof.com and you to could win a signed photo of Jimmy Nail and the back catalogue to Byker Grove.
If Ant and Dec will allow us to have them.
