Match of the Day pundit and Captain Scarlet lookalike Alan Hansen has become 'unbearable' to live with, claims his wife Linda.
She says he takes his working life home with him, and cannot stop analysing everything in his path.
"It's terrible, utter terrible. Last night he analysed my love making, claiming I was 'diabolical'. I told him to get a life, but he carried on saying I 'lacked passion' and 'wasn't committed to the cause'.
It didn't stop there either, when he was given a fry up breakfast yesterday morning. Tabloid giants 'The Beano' caught his very words on tape.
"The performance was disgraceful. The sausage wasn't up to his defensive capabilities and let the baked beans sneak past him. As for the midfield - atrocious! The black pudding didn't know what it was doing and as for the tomato, well I don't know what it was doing out of position on the right side. The bacon was suffocating from the lack of service of tomato juice from the baked beans. As for the fried egg, it was like a headless chicken up front on its own - it was running all over the place."
Linda claims she's ready for a divorce if he doesn't cut it out.
"He can go and bore someone else to death, because I'm not having it."
This isn't the only troubles Hansen has had in his life, as just a few months a go, he was released from rehab after admitting being addicted to the TV show 'Bargain Hunt'.
